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#1default Sardar Funny SMS on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:53 am

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Sardar Funny SMS


Sardar! Ik sawal ka jawab to do,

WO konsi ungli hay jis mein haddi nahi hoti?

Pathan! Nahi pata?

Sardar! Dastaney ki...

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#2default Re: Sardar Funny SMS on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:54 am

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Sardar Ne Machis Li Or Teeli Jalai But Na Jali

Dosri Jalai Na Jali

Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul Gai

Toh Sardar Ne Jaldi Se Bujha Di,

Ye Kaam Ki Hy,Rakh Leta Hun.

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#3default Re: Sardar Funny SMS on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:55 am

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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &

Says

-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

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#4default Re: Sardar Funny SMS on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:56 am

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Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?

Sardar: Haan,

Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

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#5default Re: Sardar Funny SMS on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:57 am

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Sardar: I Love You ka kya matlab hai?

Girl: Main Tum se Pyar Karti Hoon.

Sardar: Aj Kal di Kuriyan da koi haal nai, 1 gal da matlab ki puch liya tu te free ho gai.

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#6default Re: Sardar Funny SMS on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:58 am

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Ek sardar rat ko sonay laga to do glass pani k pass rakhey,
Ek pani se full aur dosra khali.

Kisi na poocha k in do glasoon ka kia maqsad ha us na jawab dia O PAGLA PIAS LAG V SAGDE HA TE NAI V LAG SAGDI.

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#7default Re: Sardar Funny SMS on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:58 am

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Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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#8default Re: Sardar Funny SMS on Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:59 am

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Ek Sardar k marna par log bhangra daal rahe tha, wajah pochi tu 1 sardar ne bataya k pehli dafa hum mein se koi "Brain Hambrige" say mara hai!

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#9default Re: Sardar Funny SMS on Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:00 am

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Judge: Why you have stolen the money from this man?

Sardar: My lord! I have not stolen the money. He just gave it to me.

Judge: When he gave you the money?

Sardar: When I showed him my gun.

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#10default Re: Sardar Funny SMS on Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:00 am

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Sardaar ne ek chotay kad ki larki se shadi ki:

Kisi ne poocha tum ne aisa kyun kia.

Sardar: Meray baap ne kaha k musibat jinni nikki hovay unna changa.

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