Jokes & SmS http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/-t1.htm Es hisay main aap jokes aur SmS share kar sakty hain.Sub-Forums Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:37:47 GMT 10 Jokes & SmS http://i30.servimg.com/u/f30/13/70/55/62/bnr111.png http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/-t1.htm FUNNY SMS .......... http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/funny-sms-t2458.htm Arzoo06 hi dear frndz ..... yahan ap sab bhi funny sms share keren Teacher, Translate into english... "Yad e mazi azab hai ya Rab... Cheen ly mujhsey hafiza mera".... Sardar: "My mind is full of data base, O God! pls make me a mental case".... Jokes & SmS Tue, 24 Aug 2010 16:37:47 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/funny-sms-t2458.htm#24231 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/funny-sms-t2458.htm kissss http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kissss-t156.htm swera
kissss


kissss




kissss


kisss


ko batyun


k

main tum ko ketna miss karti hun]]> Jokes & SmS Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:40:26 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kissss-t156.htm#1365 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kissss-t156.htm my sms collection http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/my-sms-collection-t2277.htm Arzoo06 Ye aarzu thi ke kabhi aisa bhi hua hota meri kami ne kabhi usko bhi udas kiya hota hum laut jaate ek pal me uske paas uske hontho ne mera naam to liya hota .................................................. ..................... Ek baar hamaree aansu hum se pooch bethe hume kyu bulaate ho humne kaha hum yaad unhe karte hai tum apne aap kyu chale aate ho .................................................. ...................... Tere sath ch sajna jag pyara lgda hai ek hanjhu ful ... Jokes & SmS Thu, 05 Aug 2010 16:03:35 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/my-sms-collection-t2277.htm#21692 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/my-sms-collection-t2277.htm Girls Attitude towards boys (very funny) http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/girls-attitude-towards-boys-very-funny-t398.htm SHAITAN [center] Girls attitude when boy does not look her She says: "Kutta dekh bhi nhi raha hai" and when boy looks her She says: "Dekh k se kutton ki tarhan dekh raha hai" [/center] Jokes & SmS Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:03:05 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/girls-attitude-towards-boys-very-funny-t398.htm#2810 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/girls-attitude-towards-boys-very-funny-t398.htm faqeer http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/faqeer-t2436.htm raja_jasim2008 faqeer to lady!
khuda ke naam pe baji mujhy 10 rupay day do verna mujhy 1 aysa khofnaak kaam kerna parega jis k khyaal se he meri rooh kaamp jati hay aur mery rongaty khare ho jaty hain.
lady khofzada ho ke 10 rupay day deti hy aur derty darty poochti hy kon sa khofnaak kaam baba?
faqeer mehnat mazdoori. ]]> Jokes & SmS Sat, 21 Aug 2010 11:49:33 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/faqeer-t2436.htm#24016 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/faqeer-t2436.htm sms collection http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/sms-collection-t2276.htm Arzoo06 maana ke khuda ne tumhe haseen banaya hai magar taarif karne ke liye usne hume bhi toh banaya hai.... -------------------------------------------------------- meri chahat teri pooja hogi kal jab tu mere mann mandir mai hogi... ------------------------------------------------------------ piyaar toh sabhi kar lete hai baate chand sitaro ki sabhi kar lete hai dosti mai fana koi koi hote hai... --------------------------------------------------------------- tum udaas ... Jokes & SmS Thu, 05 Aug 2010 15:47:41 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/sms-collection-t2276.htm#21691 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/sms-collection-t2276.htm pathan funny jokes collection http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/pathan-funny-jokes-collection-t1952.htm Arzoo06 Pathan:
Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega]]> Jokes & SmS Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:19:16 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/pathan-funny-jokes-collection-t1952.htm#18702 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/pathan-funny-jokes-collection-t1952.htm us k qadam http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/us-k-qadam-t2238.htm Arzoo06
Us ke qadam jahan parre hum ne woh jagha choom li
FARAZ
Aur
Woh meri ami ko keh gayi aunty tawada munda mitti khanda j
]]> Jokes & SmS Wed, 04 Aug 2010 15:58:04 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/us-k-qadam-t2238.htm#21587 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/us-k-qadam-t2238.htm akhan http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/akhan-t2055.htm Arzoo06
Akhan de banure change nai hondi,
Dostan toun douri change nai hondi,
Kady Kady mileya v kar yarra,
Har vayle SMS nal gal puri nai hondi
]]> Jokes & SmS Fri, 23 Jul 2010 12:47:00 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/akhan-t2055.htm#19402 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/akhan-t2055.htm AIK TOTA (PARROT) http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/aik-tota-parrot-t2163.htm raja_jasim2008 AIK MOLVI KA TOTA (PARROT) ROZ AIK SHAKHS KO "OAYE TAKLAY" KAHA KERTA THA.
US SHAKHS NE MOLVI SE SHIKAYAT KI.
MOLVI NE TOTY KO DANTA.
AGLY DIN JAB WO SHAKHS QAREEB SE GUZRA TO TOTA KUCH NA BOLA.
JA K US SHAKHS NE MUR K DAIKHA.

TO TOTA SAR PER HATH PHAIR KER HANSTY HUWAY BOLA.

"SAMAJH TO GYA HOGA TU"
]]> Jokes & SmS Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:14:07 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/aik-tota-parrot-t2163.htm#20670 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/aik-tota-parrot-t2163.htm khrey hoo ker pereya http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/khrey-hoo-ker-pereya-t1504.htm KING is KING ]]> Jokes & SmS Mon, 24 May 2010 19:41:46 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/khrey-hoo-ker-pereya-t1504.htm#16056 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/khrey-hoo-ker-pereya-t1504.htm CHARSI AND PATHAN JOKS http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/charsi-and-pathan-joks-t2040.htm raja_jasim2008 CHARSI "DATA DARBAR" BOMB RAKHTY PAKRA GAYA. LOGON NE BOHT MAARA OR POOCHA K AISA KYUN KIA? CHARSI KI SAMAJH MAIN KUCH NA AAYA TO BOLA [b]"MANE BOMB RAKHNE KI MANAT MANGI THI" .......................................................................................... Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar so raha tha: Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla. . . . . . . Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko Torch le kar dondh raha hai. ........................................................................................... Pathan: ... Jokes & SmS Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:21:20 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/charsi-and-pathan-joks-t2040.htm#19191 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/charsi-and-pathan-joks-t2040.htm CHAINES CAL CENTER http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/chaines-cal-center-t2039.htm raja_jasim2008 Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me.. Who is this? Caller: I'm Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about? Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe ... Jokes & SmS Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:16:27 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/chaines-cal-center-t2039.htm#19189 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/chaines-cal-center-t2039.htm JOKS COLLECTION http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/joks-collection-t2038.htm raja_jasim2008 Aik Larka Apni Girlfriend se milne gaya, Woh chaye(Tea) bananay chali gai. . Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar, . Larky ne Socha k chalo dekhte hain Mera Number is ne kis naam se save kya hai? . Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu. . Jab Usne Missbell di to Screen pe Likha aa raha tha... . "Murgha No.5" Calling....... _____________________________ amrica janay ka tareeqa 1 admi baba g say: Baba g amrica jana chahta hoon magar kam nahee ban raha baba g : Rozana suraj ... Jokes & SmS Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:11:10 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/joks-collection-t2038.htm#19187 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/joks-collection-t2038.htm AIK CHARSI http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/aik-charsi-t2003.htm raja_jasim2008 AIK CHARSI QABERITAN MAIN CHARAS PEE RAHA THA.
ACHANAK POLICE A GAI.
TO CHARSI NE CHARAS CHUPA DEE.
POLICE.
KIA KER RAHE HO?
CHARSI.
KUCH NAHE APNAY WAALID K LIYE DUA KER RAHA HUN.
POLICE.
YEH TO BACHY KI QABER HY.
CHARSI.
MERE WAALID SAHAB BACHPAN MAIN HE MAR GAYE THAY.
]]> Jokes & SmS Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:42:44 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/aik-charsi-t2003.htm#18960 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/aik-charsi-t2003.htm ek pathan ki chapal http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/ek-pathan-ki-chapal-t1951.htm Arzoo06 Ek
Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.]]> Jokes & SmS Tue, 20 Jul 2010 12:17:40 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/ek-pathan-ki-chapal-t1951.htm#18700 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/ek-pathan-ki-chapal-t1951.htm mere dil ko cheer http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/mere-dil-ko-cheer-t1931.htm Arzoo06 [b][i]Mere Dil Ko Cheer Gayi Ik Goli
Jab Suna K Aj Uthegi Uski Doli
Wo Hath Per Meri Ungliyan Rakh Ker Boli
Yassu Panjuu Haar Kabootar Doli.[/i][/b]]]> Jokes & SmS Mon, 19 Jul 2010 12:08:23 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/mere-dil-ko-cheer-t1931.htm#18626 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/mere-dil-ko-cheer-t1931.htm Ghalib's Girlfriend~ ßý Mµ§å ~ http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/ghalib-s-girlfriend-sy-mua-t585.htm ~ Mu$a ~ Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,


Girl: Am I late ?


Ghalib:


Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,

Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
]]> Jokes & SmS Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:02:23 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/ghalib-s-girlfriend-sy-mua-t585.htm#5185 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/ghalib-s-girlfriend-sy-mua-t585.htm Prince biscuit~ ßý Mµ§å ~ http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/prince-biscuit-sy-mua-t583.htm ~ Mu$a ~ Mein us ke liye kitni mohabat se Prince biscuit le kar gaya faraz.. Woh kambakht boli: Pyar mohabat se bhi ooper, Peak Freanz sooper..! __________________ Jokes & SmS Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:52:31 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/prince-biscuit-sy-mua-t583.htm#5182 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/prince-biscuit-sy-mua-t583.htm PAINDU?????????? http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/paindu-t1643.htm raja_jasim2008 1 PAINDU KI SHADI PE SUB PAINDU HE AYE HUAY THAY.
KHANA START HUA TO 1 PAINDU NE PLAITE PY TISSUE PAPER DAIKH KER SOCHA SHAYD YE BHE KHANAY WAALI CHEEZ HY.
JUB WO KHANAY LAGA TO US K DOST ONCHI ONCHI BOLNAY LAG GAYE.
OYE NA KHAWEEN PHIKA EE. ]]> Jokes & SmS Sat, 19 Jun 2010 10:20:07 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/paindu-t1643.htm#17234 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/paindu-t1643.htm kabi nai mane ge......... http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kabi-nai-mane-ge-t152.htm muazzam ik larka larki apas men bohat piyar karte hain dono shadi b karna chahte hian,:heart:par larki k ghar wale nai mante , ik din larka gusse se kehta hai yar akhir tumhare ghar walon ko masla kia hai ?? :scratch: kon kon nai mante btao main bat karta hon tumhare ghar walon se , to larki kehti hai yar koi faida nai mera bara beta or mera husband kabi nai mane ge :047: :047: :047: :047: :047: Jokes & SmS Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:48:54 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kabi-nai-mane-ge-t152.htm#1091 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kabi-nai-mane-ge-t152.htm do pagal http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/do-pagal-t1639.htm swera do dosat ja rahe the
darmeyan wala ger geya
ha ha ha ha ]]> Jokes & SmS Fri, 18 Jun 2010 11:17:41 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/do-pagal-t1639.htm#17216 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/do-pagal-t1639.htm Sale Sale http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/sale-sale-t1602.htm Admin شوہر سیل پر بازار میں ایک دکان کھلی جو شوہروں کو فروخت کرتی ہے ' اس دکان کے کھولتے ہی لڑکیوں اور عورتوں کا اژدہام اس بازار کی طرف چل پڑا - دکان کے داخلہ پر ایک بورڈ رکھا تھا جس پر لکھا تھا - اس دکان میں کوئی بھی عورت یا لڑکی صرف ایک وقت ہی داخل ہو سکتی ... Jokes & SmS Sat, 05 Jun 2010 12:22:12 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/sale-sale-t1602.htm#16964 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/sale-sale-t1602.htm --!|!|! --- Graduate --- !|!|!-- http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/-graduate--t1564.htm Ali "گریجویٹ" ایک گریجویٹ نوجوان ذریعہ معاش کی غرض سے سرگرداں در در کی ٹھوکریں کھاتا ہوا چڑیا گھر جا پہنچا اور مینجر سے نوکری پر رکھنے کی درخواست کی مینجر نے ترس کھاتے ہوئے اس شخص کو محض چار دن کے نوکری دے دی اور حکم صادر کیا کہ چڑیا گھر کا ریچھ مر گیا ہے تمحھیں صرف ... Jokes & SmS Mon, 31 May 2010 21:08:46 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/-graduate--t1564.htm#16662 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/-graduate--t1564.htm laal pari aana http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/laal-pari-aana-t1519.htm Arzoo06 Laal Pari Ana,... Chupkay Chupkay Ana,... Aik Chanta Maar K,... Sms Parhny Waly Ko Humari Yaad Dilana,... ************************************************** ********************** Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati, Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi ... Jokes & SmS Wed, 26 May 2010 17:28:15 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/laal-pari-aana-t1519.htm#16154 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/laal-pari-aana-t1519.htm kash unko kabhi http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kash-unko-kabhi-t1526.htm Arzoo06 Kaash! Unko Kabhi Fursat Mein Ye Khayal Aa Jaye..!! [ "FARAZ" ] Koi Yaad Karta Hay Unhein Apni Zindagy Samajh Kar...!!! Juda ho bhi jaon tu bhool na jana, Kabhi yaad karna or muskurana, karo jo Pyar mere bad kisi or se, Usko kabhi tum mere Pyar se na milana,, Jokes & SmS Wed, 26 May 2010 17:46:25 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kash-unko-kabhi-t1526.htm#16161 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kash-unko-kabhi-t1526.htm kisi ne kaha tha http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kisi-ne-kaha-tha-t1525.htm Arzoo06 Kisi ne kaha tha kisi se kuch na kehna..! Lage chot dil pe to khamosh rehna..! Jahan chot khana wahin muskurana..! Magar muskurana is ada se k ro de zamana! kisi ki Awaaz k liye Dil tarasta hai kisi k Intzaar men Dil Tarapta hai Kya kahein is Dil_E_NADAN ko Jo apna ho kar b kisi or k liye Dharkta ha. Jokes & SmS Wed, 26 May 2010 17:44:18 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kisi-ne-kaha-tha-t1525.htm#16160 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kisi-ne-kaha-tha-t1525.htm kuch raahen anjan thi http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kuch-raahen-anjan-thi-t1524.htm Arzoo06 Kuch Rahain Anjan thi, Kuch Rastey Wiran thay, Un Rasto Per Qabristan thay sab Qabron Per 1 Hi Byan thay yaro Zara Dekh k Chalo HUM B Kabi Zinda INSAN they. Kuch Bikhre Sapne Or Ankho Main Nami Hai Ek Chota Sa Asmaan Or Ummidon Ki Zamin Hai Youn To Bohat Kuch Hai Zindagi Main Jise Chahte Hai Sirf Usi Ki Kami hy. Jokes & SmS Wed, 26 May 2010 17:42:53 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kuch-raahen-anjan-thi-t1524.htm#16159 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kuch-raahen-anjan-thi-t1524.htm mana k mere ishq http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/mana-k-mere-ishq-t1523.htm Arzoo06 Mana K Mere Ishq Me Dard Nhi Tha Pr Dil Mera Bedard Nhi Tha Hoti Thi Meri Ankho Se aansu Ki Barsat Par Un k Liye ansu Or Pani mein farq nhi tha.." Main ne to us raat se Ankh E nhi Kholi ...sAGAr.... jis raat us ny kaha tha subha hoty hi Bhool jana mujhe. Jokes & SmS Wed, 26 May 2010 17:39:14 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/mana-k-mere-ishq-t1523.htm#16158 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/mana-k-mere-ishq-t1523.htm kabhi socha na tha http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kabhi-socha-na-tha-t1522.htm Arzoo06 kabhi "SOCHA"na tha k esa b din aega 1 pyara sa"DOST" hume yun bhool jaega Hum"UDAAS" honge usko "YAAD" kar k Or wo hume "I MISS YOU" B kehna bhool jaega Jokes & SmS Wed, 26 May 2010 17:37:16 GMT http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kabhi-socha-na-tha-t1522.htm#16157 http://www.presmurdu.com/jokes-sms-f6/kabhi-socha-na-tha-t1522.htm